Monday, June 27, 2011

Bitter Woman IPA - Tyranena Brewing Company


Vitals:

Name: Bitter Woman IPA
Style: American IPA
IBU: ??
ABV: 5.75%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a deep orange with about a finger of off-white head. Looks to be moderately carbonated. Excellent lacing makes up for a bit of a lack of retention. Patchy cap on the beer after the head dissipates. 

Smell: Not much to speak of here, which is surprising for an IPA. I get some biscuit malt and earthy hops, but that's about it. The malt wins over the hop smell though, also surprising. Not sure I like that...check that, I dislike it. Not impressed so far.

Taste: I will start by saying that this beer is well-balanced and the malts blend right into the hoppiness. It's a smooth transition whereas a lot of IPAs have a noticeable "bite." Orange up front and some sweet malts. The hops are earthy, maybe piney, and some citrus. There are some other citrus flavors but I'm not completely sure what they are (I think lemon). The beer is aptly named, but doesn't leave you with overwhelming bitterness. The taste is not fantastic by any means, but I completely appreciate how the elements flow together so well.

Mouthfeel: Medium body, with somewhat noticeable carbonation. It has a nice level of resin-y feel to it, but not too much. Prickles your tongue a bit. Nothing spectacular here except the moderate level of resin.

Overall Grade: B-

Comments: So, there are a few things worth noting here. 1.) This beer is a victim of its style - it just simply isn't as good as a lot of other IPAs out there. 2.) I strongly considered giving this beer a C+, but the taste experience (not the flavor, mind you) pushed it to a B-. 3.) This tastes like a really hopped up amber more than an IPA. I've had so many good IPAs up here I can't justify a higher grade for this one.

Cheers,
Hurls

Hop Wallop - Victory Brewing Company


So, this beer has the tough task of living up to the Dreadnaught from Three Floyds Brewing...NOT an easy task...let's see how it stacks up.

Vitals:

Name: Hop Wallop
Style: American IIPA
IBU: ??
ABV: 8.5%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a golden copper color; 1.5 fingers of bone-white head. Decent/moderate retention and a nice cap. No noticeable carbonation from the look of it.

Smell: I barely smell any malt; mostly floral and piney hops and maybe some citrus hops as well. Smells uber hoppy, which is exciting.

Taste: Hop-forward doesn't even begin to describe this beer. The hops wash over your entire mouth and it feels like your tongue is being attacked. Mostly piney resinous flavors here. This beer has virtually no balance, which is OK for an extreme hop head like me but will punish anyone other than that.

Mouthfeel: Oily and resinous; medium body and not any carbonation. Attacks your taste buds and sticks with you long after you finish the drink. This beer completely coats your mouth.

Overall Grade: B

Comments: Does it help that this beer followed up my A+ Dreadnaught review? No. But in all honesty I feel this is a valid rating for this beer. I like this beer, but it's simply too imbalanced to warrant a higher grade. If you're not a huge hop head you will most likely hate this beer. Experiment with this brew accordingly.

Cheers,
Hurls

Dreadnaught - Three Floyds Brewing


And now for the third, and most anticipated (on my part) offering from FFF's brewing. I'm expecting a great deal out of this beer, both because of the cost $11 for 22 oz., and because of the disappointment of Rabbid Rabbit lingering on my palate. 

Vitals:

Name: Dreadnaught
Style: American IIPA
IBU: 99 (YES!)
ABV: 9.5%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Riley's Wines of the World

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a deep, dark copper color with 1.5 fingers of head. INCREDIBLE lacing with a thicky creamy white head (shut up and get your head out of the gutter). Minimal carbonation bubbles, which is odd for FFF's beers, as they are usually highly carbonated.

Smell: This smells heavenly to a hop head such as myself. Citrus hops dominate here with piney hops as well. Grapefruit and mango smells here as well; the beer also offers some sweet malty smells (caramel I think).

Taste: The caramel malt backbone is perfect throughout, not too much or too little. The Taste follows the nose with grapefruit, mango, and citrus hops rolling into a duo of earthy/piney hops to finish out the experience. You can't taste the 9.5% ABV almost at all in this incredibly hop-forward big IIPA. This is truly a hop flurry on your tongue; magnificent, but not for the faint of heart.

Mouthfeel: This beer is very crisp and even on the light side of medium body (surprisingly); low carbonation, but it's there nonetheless. It has an oily mouthfeel with a puckering bitterness. However, it's worth noting that this beer doesn't scrape your palate like a lot of big IIPAs, which is awesome.

Overall Grade: A+

Comments: This is one of my favorite beers...a true hop head's dream. It is bursting with hop flavor and doesn't disappoint at any point in the experience. Surprisingly light for an IIPA. Holy crap, I wish this were cheaper because it's fantastic. If you like hops you MUST TRY THIS BEER.

Cheers,
Hurls

Rabbid Rabbit - Three Floyds Brewing

So, in an order to try more Three Floyds beers, I checked out their website and saw what beers were available around this time of year. Rabbid Rabbit (yes, I know that's not how you spell rabid, but that's how they spell it) was one of the beers that caught my eye. I will warn you, this beer (as well as the next one I will review) is a bit pricey. I got a 22 oz. bomber from Riley's, as that's the only place I found this one, but it cost $10.99. That's basically $11 for less than 2 beers. This had better be impressive.


Vitals:

Name: Rabbid Rabbit
Style: Saison/Farmhouse Ale
IBU: 25
ABV: 7.4%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Riley's Wines of the World

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a straw color with 2 fingers of bone-white head. The head dissipates quickly, leaving a nice cap but no lace. Looks to be moderately carbonated; the bright color is quite inviting...

Smell: Big yeasty smell with big banana notes as well. Also seems like some honey, clove, and coriander are in there as well. Lemon comes through somewhat, too. Farmhouse ale is an appropriate term here because it smells faintly of sweet hay.

Taste: You get a big spicy taste up front with a yeasty/bready taste following, moving to the finish, which has a moderate/high alcohol heat to it. To be honest, this tastes more like a Belgian ale to me than anything else (a la Leffe Blond or another lighter Belgian Pale). The finish is drawn out and a bit too sour for my liking, but there is a decent floral/herbal hoppiness that is hidden in there. Doesn't hide the ABV well, but not incredibly poorly.

Mouthfeel: Medium carbonation, medium body. The body is heavier than it looks; the beer almost has a powdery texture to it based on how it dries your mouth out. Coats your mouth with the sour aftertaste it brings. 

Overall Grade: C+

Comments: This is just OK from FFF's; I feel quite disappointed, as I sought this out for a few weeks. This is definitely not up to FFF's standards; definitely the worst FFF's beer I've had so far (which still is a good beer anyways). It's a solid beer, but not for $11 for 22 oz. If I'm spending that on that little amount of beer I want it to blow me away; this beer simply didn't do that. I'd go with Gumballhead instead here, or if you want a true farmhouse ale you can grab some Spotted Cow on the (relatively) cheap.

Cheers,
Hurls

Pride and Joy - Three Floyds Brewing

So, I think it's somewhat rare to find a brewery that will provide you with solid beers with each effort they make. Three Floyds definitely fits into this category. I've already reviewed Gumballhead and Robert the Bruce, and would like to get hold of some more Alpha King so I can throw that one on here as well. For now, this is the first of three successive reviews of Three Floyds Beers. Pride and Joy is a "mild ale" and, not unlike the late great Stevie Ray Vaughn's song (which shares its namesake), I am expecting great things.


Vitals:

Name: Pride and Joy
Style: American Pale Ale
IBU: 30
ABV: 5.0%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Riley's Wines of the World

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a brilliant dark orange/copper color; a finger of ever-so-slightly off-white head. Decent retention, with nice lacing and a good cap. Lots lots lots of carbonation bubbles racing up through the beer - looks delicious.

Smell: Citrus hops dominate here and mingle with orange and grapefruit. There is a sweet pale malt smell to it as well, but by far the citrus wins the day on the smell. This beer has a great smell to it IMHO.

Taste: The malt sweetness is fleeting, but delicious nonetheless. This beer is what you'd call "hop forward" meaning the hop flavor and bitter bite rolls over the sweetness earlier in the taste. You get the grapefruit with the citrus hops at the bite but the orange smell seems muted in the taste. You actually end up with a piney hop finish that lingers. Not as balanced as FFF's beers usually are but it is still solid.

Mouthfeel: Light and refreshing; highly carbonated that tickles your tongue as many FFF's beers do. Bit of a dry finish, which is a little more accentuated than usual for the style, but is still good.

Overall Grade: B+

Comments: Very good beer; definitely the best APA I've had as far as being a SESSION beer goes (see my post on Session Beers for more). I'd recommend this to anyone who likes hops; you truly cannot go wrong with any FFF's beer in my experience. Two more FFF's reviews to come in short order!

Cheers,
Hurls

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Trip to New Glarus Brewery

So, naturally, when Mike and Amanda asked if I wanted to go to New Glarus Brewery for a (self-guided) tour and (more important) their tasting room I couldn't resist. Sarah had roller derby all afternoon (and had already been to the brewery) and let's be honest...New Glarus brews some tasty beers. Can't hurt to see how it's all put together.

New Glarus is a healthy (~45 minute) drive from Madison, through the countryside. The ride passes pretty quickly and you arrive at the small, quaint town of New Glarus, which is apparently Wisconsin's "Little Switzerland." New Glarus was having a small fair or some type of town celebration, which was cool. Considering none of us had eaten lunch, we decided to stop at a local tavern for some food. We settled on Puempel's Olde Taverne, which was apparently established in 1893. There was a very cool feel to the place, though we didn't have any drinks there. I got a brat, which was delicious (definitely recommended); Amanda got a BLT, which she said was good; and Mike got a grilled cheese from a stand next to the restaurant, which was apparently very tasty, though Amanda looked like it was prepared "without regard for the consumer's health." Overall: tasty food, and a neat atmosphere...they had tons of dollar bills tacked to the ceiling, and apparently they donate the money to local charities once they collect enough. There were about 3-4 cool oil paintings on the wall all around the place; see attached picture.

At any rate, we headed out from lunch to the brewery, which is off the highway and looks like a glorious beer castle from afar. Amanda had to pick up a dress for a wedding from the next town over, so Mike and I got dropped off and headed on into the brewery. The brewery itself is a really neat looking set of buildings that are sort of mashed together. It looks like various styles of houses just kind of slapped together, but it gives it a neat little feel.

So, apparently there are "hard hat" tours on Fridays that you have to sign up for where you get the real deal of tours, but considering this was a Saturday, Mike and I were on our own. The tour starts out with a walk through a hallway where you can look into the New Glarus micro labs, where they develop all of their yeast strains and mixtures. That was pretty neat, although you can't really get too into it when you don't have someone to explain things, and it's a bit tough to tell what's going on.  At any rate, cool feature. Next was a small room in the hallway that housed various New Glarus awards, pictures, commemorative decorations, and some random miscellaneous items (tap heads, etc.). Next up, through another hallway, were the large copper boilers. The area was roped off so you couldn't get too close, but it was pretty neat to see such large boilers and all of the tubing that leads to the fermenter tanks and whatnot. Continuing on from there you could see the fermentation tanks, and some separate rooms that had smaller brewing equipment. You then come to an area that has a stairway leading upstairs (dubbed the "Stairway to Heaven"); Mike remarked that, of course, we would have to go up to see what was up there. At the base of the staircase was an individual 30 liter brewing set. I imagine that's what Dan Carey (master brewer for New Glarus) experiments with on a regular basis. It would be nice to have that type of equipment just to mess around with. So, I digress, but we headed up the "Stairway to Heaven" and found that pretty much everything up there was marked "Brewery Employees Only!" so we didn't get to see much. What we did see was a separate "Weiss Only" fermenting room. While I'm not positive, I postulated that this room was separate from the rest because Weiss-style beers are typically unfiltered, and maybe that's why it was set aside from the other fermenters.

Next, we headed back down the stairway to head over to the next section of the brewery. This section was the sterilizing and bottling section of the brewery. We ran into a brewery worker who seemed eager to discuss things with us. I asked him a few questions about the Weiss fermenting room, their next Thumbprint Series release, and some other things. He seemed genuinely lost and didn't know the answers to any of these questions. He then offered to describe his area (the bottling, etc.) of the operation. Mike and I listened to his description of the area, which was pretty neat in a few ways. The most interesting thing is that apparently New Glarus can clean and fill 60 kegs per hour, and they typically run 10-12 hours a day. For those of you keeping score at home thats 600 - 720 kegs PER DAY. That figure just completely astounded me, considering New Glarus only serves Wisconsin. At any rate, the employee recommended that we watch the video on a nearby TV for a walkthrough of what happens there on a day-to-day basis. First, quite laughably, the video looked like (according to Mike, and I concur) it was recorded on a cell phone. It was very grainy and had no sound. We lasted about 30 seconds watching the video and headed back down the wrap-around hallway to go back to the gift shop (which has very nice steins and some interesting products) and to the tasting room.

(Picture of the front of the Brewery)

So, apparently, you can get beer in a few different places (depending on how busy they are) at the brewery. One place is in the gift shop itself. Another is the "tasting room", which is essentially just a long, bare room with some high-top tables to stand at and a bar at the end. The last is the "Beer Garden" which is a tent set up outside with some taps. Mike and I headed for the tasting room, where they had a wide selection of NG brews on tap. They had the usual for the season: Totally Naked, Spotted Cow, Fat Squirrel, Moon Man, Two Women, etc. They also had two specialty beers on tap: Belgian Red and R&D Golden Ale. Of the bunch, the only one I had not tried that I had an interest in was the Golden Ale, so I went with that. Mike didn't feel so hot, so he declined to get anything. The normal beers are $6 for the first beer (because you get to keep the commemorative glass) and $3 for refills. The specialty beers are $9 for the first one and $8 per refill. You can also purchase a three-beer sample for $3.50, where you get a small sample glass (that you get to keep) and you can try any 3 of the beers (normal or specialty). I opted for a pint of the Golden Ale to start (see picture below).

While I won't review the beers I had there, I will give a general impression of the Golden Ale. It was quite good, a bright body that was very hazy (must be unfiltered?) that gave it a translucent look. The taste was solid and was quite hop-forward (surprisingly so). I am going to try to buy this beer locally to do a formal review on it. I also tried out Totally Naked, Spotted Cow, and Moon Man. I was considering throwing Totally Naked into the good "session" beer category. After having it (I've had it before, but it has been a long time), I don't think it's anything too special. It is a slightly tastier domestic light beer. I will try to get this locally as well and provide a review.

At any rate, the brewery has a fun feel to it; you can buy beer by going in the "Beer Depot" and the Beer Garden is a fun little summer place to hang out. You end up getting a good ways out of Madison so it feels like you've really GONE somewhere, but you're not too far. I would highly recommend making the trip. They had a nice little local brick-oven pizza stand that was very solid. There are cornhole game setups and plenty of tables to sit at and hang out with your friends. Well worth the trip and hopefully I will organize a group to go a few more times this summer.

(Back of the brewery & beer garden)


 (R&D Golden Ale, after I have started enjoying it)

Here's to hoping a trip to New Glarus is in your near future!

Cheers,
Hurls

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Session Beers - Do you know your social drinking definitions?

So, every once in a while I will pretend like a lot of people actually read this blog on the regular and will attempt to provide some education so you can become a bit more-sophisticated-than-the-average beer drinker. Whether this be actual knowledge or just a term you can throw around to sound smart, it makes no difference to me. Use it as best you can!


(Editors note: the chosen pic was the first that came up on a Google Image search for "binge drinking"...nice)


Okay, as the title indicates, this post will be focused on the term "session beer" and a slight distinction between three common social drinking endeavors (one of which relates to the term session beer, so bear with me). All I know is that I heard the term thrown around a bit and wanted to figure out exactly what it was defined as.


So you start with drinking culture, which essentially just encompasses whatever practices someone (or groups of people) engage in during the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Within drinking culture you can make several different distinctions, including (but not at all limited to): social drinking; session drinking; and the ever-popular binge drinking. 


The main distinction between the above three drinking cultures hinges upon two things:
1.) Amount intended to be consumed and
2.) how intoxicated (i.e. blasted, tanked, plowed, eff'd up, etc) you intend on getting


Social drinking is just what it sounds like: getting together with a few friends and having a few (i.e. 1-3 probably) drinks with no intention of getting drunk. You have your drinks to celebrate/bury the hatchet/etc and you go your separate ways to live your lives until you see those people again.


Session drinking is a fabulous concept, and originally is credited to the British. Essentially, those engaging in a drinking "session" are seeking to get together with friends and drink for an extended period of time without getting drunk. You get together, enjoy your adult beverage of choice, and hang out for a while. At no point are you sloppy drunk, you get to drink lots of great tasting beer, and you don't have to worry about saying stupid shit and pissing people off...everyone wins!


Now, you might ask, but Hurls, all I drink is Sex on the Beach and Long Island Iced Teas...how can I engage in such a wonderful, even blissful, drinking session? My response is, well...you're probably screwed, so you should either a.) learn to like beer or b.) get ready to be sloppy, say stupid shit, and possibly end up friendless because of your stupid drunk talk (okay...I kid, I kid). But in reality, the term session drinking is built around the consumption of beer, so unless you're a beer drinker, you'll have to tone back the number you throw back or you'll ratchet up the amount you throw up. Which brings us to...


A session beer is typically a light bodied beer with high drinkability and an alcohol content of 4.0% - 5.1% ABV (in the U.S., though people have argued over this and it differs by countries).  So, at this point you might be thinking, well my favorite session beer is Bud/Miller/Coors Light. NO, these are not session beers (IMHO) and here is why: a session beer is characterized by a good BALANCE between malts and hops with great taste. Now, I understand this is somewhat subjective: I don't think those beers have many defining taste characteristics, but I suppose you could make an argument because they are light bodied, highly drinkable (read: pound-able) and they fit the ABV profile. Fair enough.


Lastly, if you've been to college you may not know the definition of binge drinking, but you just know that you WERE binge drinking. Binge drinking is defined as, essentially, drinking alcohol solely for the purpose of getting drunk. To put this in context, repeat the following sentence with me, however it fits your experience: "in college, I engaged in binge drinking approximately (insert a number between 1 and 7) days a week." There you go, now you're all edu-ma-cated and whatnot on your drinking distinctions.


So, a few comments on closing: 1.) don't go throwing around these drinking distinctions (social/session/binge) into random social situations...you're not going to make any friends by informing people that if you have another 2 beers you might cross the line from social to session drinking...and if you go around telling people you want to binge drink on a consistent basis people will just think you're a drunk. 2.) Think about what types of beers you've had that you consider a good session beer - I'd love to hear 'em and see if I agree. Once you staple down a good line of session beers you are set, as you can always fall back on them and still keep it together while enjoying them. 3.) Enjoy and ruminate on the enlightening post you've just finished reading!


Cheers,
Hurls

Friday, June 17, 2011

Two-Hearted Ale - Bell's Brewery

So I must admit, I have had Bell's Two-Hearted before. They are home to the best beer I've ever had (I will most definitely review it in the winter because it's a seasonal). This is a very good beer and my review will reflect that.


Vitals:

Name: Two-Hearted Ale
Style: American IPA
IBU: ??
ABV: 7.0%
Gravity: 1.064 OG (translation: 16 deg. Plato)
Purchased at: left at our BBQ :-)

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours an awesome coppery-orange color with about 2.5 fingers of head (see picture). Very translucent; head is slow to leave and leaves thick lacing and a nice bubbly white cap.

Smell: Orange and lemon give the fuitiness in the background, but the piney hops will be the superstar here. Not too much malt on the nose, and it's possible some citrus hops play in the orange/lemon bouquet. Possibly a small bit of spice, though I'm not sure what.

Taste: I don't taste any lemon really and only faint orange. The fruit is mostly grapefruit on the front end with some citrus hops. You get a nice sweet malt taste up front that rolls over very nicely with a pretty big bite and a piney tastefully bitter finish. Can barely detect the 7.0% ABV, which is nice. You basically get: grapefruit/citrus hops --> malt sweetness --> a piney resinous/bitter finish.

Mouthfeel: This beer is on the lighter side of a medium body with adequate carbonation. There is a dry finish here but it's not a big detractor. You get a thin coating in your mouth from the hops, with a slightly oily feel.

Overall Grade: A-

Comments: This is VERY drinkable for an IPA; I would think it's an APA without knowing otherwise. This is definitely a go-to beer for me, right up there with Hopalicious. The high ABV will preclude you from having a bunch of these, but this is a good one for sure. Not a complete hop bomb, but it's close. Try it out if you're a hop head!

Cheers,
Hurls

#9 - Magic Hat

Before this post I have a few small comments. 1.) I have known a good deal of people to enjoy this beer, so I figured I should give it a try. 2.) Magic Hat calls this a "not quite pale ale"...not sure what that means but it should be interesting in some way. 3.) Really Magic Hat...REALLY? Your website is MagicHat.net...a quick google search doesn't seem to indicate that magichat.com was taken...soooooo....WTF mate? Anyways...as Michael Bolton says in the Lonely Island "Jack Sparrow" video..."now back to the good part!"
Vitals:

Name: #9
Style: American Pale Ale
IBU: 20
ABV: 5.1%
Gravity: 11.8 deg. Plato
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor BYO 6-pack

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a brilliant copper color with about half a finger of head. Pretty clear beer with light carbonation bubbles. The head flees the scene immediately but leaves a nice thin filmy off-white cap on the beer. Slight lacing here, but not much.

Smell: Fruity, mostly. Apricot and peaches on the nose; you get a very slight whiff of pale malt, but almost no hops whatsoever. Judging from the smell and the IBUs I expect this to be a fruitier ale than an APA; don't expect much hop bite, which is disappointing.

Taste: This tastes like someone mixed a mildly disappointing APA with a fruit beer. This is a perfect example of a beer that just doens't come together well. The peach doesn't come through; you get some apricot but it doesn't mesh well with the malt really and you get some hop bitterness at the end with virtually no good hop flavor. You get some piney notes, but not much else. The after taste is pretty awful; soapy and metallic.

Mouthfeel: Very light beer, but not a lot of carbonation. You don't get a good hop flavor like I mentioned, but you get a scraping sensation on your tongue and the feeling sticks with you.

Overall Grade: D

Comments: I was looking forward to this because I'd heard a lot of people who liked it. This beer sucks (IMHO); some beers come together so well and others just don't. It's hard to describe, but you get it in the experience of drinking it. This beer just does not come together at ALL. I would avoid this at all costs if you can help it...

Cheers,
Hurls

Ambergeddon - Ale Asylum

So, upon doing my recap, I realized I had only reviewed one amber. Putting two and two together, having only reviewed one amber and having an amber fresh and chilled in the fridge, I decided to go that route to start the evening. I also have to say, you gotta love the name on this beer. Ale Asylum is the best.

Vitals:

Name: Ambergeddon
Style: American Amber Ale
IBU: ??
ABV: 6.8%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor


Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a thick, hazy amber-brownish color with about a finger of tan head. The head retention is moderate, but leaves a nice creamy tan cap on the beer.

Smell: This beer is nutty and malty on the nose; those come through strongly. You get some excellent earthy hop undertones on the smell as well. The malt is caramel-like, so somewhat sweet. The caramel is expected, but the nuttiness isn't...not sure how I feel about that...

Taste: Caramel malts dominate the outset with sweetness, which then rolls through the nutty flavor to a slightly bitter finish with earthy hops. The malt flavor is very bold, and the hops are relatively mild, providing good balance for an amber. The hops are, however, much more pronounced than most ambers I've had. Prepare yourself for that and I think you'll enjoy it (provided you enjoy hops). The 6.8% ABV doesn't come through much but will keep you from drinking a lot of these (Editors Note: hmmm....so THAT'S what happened on Thanksgiving at Amanda & Mikes...)

Mouthfeel: Medium body with light-medium carbonation...a nice beer with some substance to it. Splits itself nicely between easily drinkable and a little bit chewy. This beer dries you out a little bit, which is a bit of a detractor (given the style).

Overall Grade: B+

Comments: This is a solid effort from my favorite WI brewery; keep in mind I'm a total hop head so this may not be for everyone. I'd say it's a must try if you want a unique amber. The beer comes together pretty well; only the astringent quality was a noticeable detractor.

Cheers,
Hurls

Little Recap Can't Hurt

So, at this point I figured it would be a somewhat interesting exercise to run through the beers I've reviewed and compile some overall statistics. I will probably do this every so often just to give a general recap of what I've been drinking and some of the other types of descriptive statistics.

Beers: 25

By State: okay, so yeah...I'm a bit biased right now, considering I live IN Wisconsin and there are so many good local brews. I can't promise that breakdown will change, but I will do my best :-)
WI: 15
MD: 2
IL: 2
IN: 2
MO: 1
PA: 1
Belgium (yeah I know it's not a state, but whaddya gonna do?): 2

Breweries: I've reviewed beers, thus far, from 17 different breweries and will definitely continue to expand that number.

Beer Types: I feel like (other than IPA) I've gotten a pretty good scatter on this. I am going to continue to try to try new types of beer and to get more depth on what I've already tried so I can get some better comparisons and ideas of what I'm looking for in each. Namely, I hope to expand to start appreciating some darker beers (stouts, porters, etc.) but I feel like that may be waiting until the fall/winter comes, as that's when those brews are at their peak.

Lager (misc): 2
India Pale Ale: 7
Double India Pale Ale: 2
Hefeweizen: 3
American Pale Ale: 2
American Pale Wheat Ale: 3
Kolsch: 1
Scottish Ale: 1
Belgian Ale: 3
Amber: 1

Breakdown by Grade:
A+: 1
A: 1
A-: 6
B+: 3
B: 5
B-: 3
C+: 1
C: 1
C-: 2
D+: 1
D: 0
D-: 0
F: 1

Best Grade: Gumballhead (A+) - it's a damn shame they only ship to 4-5 states in the Midwest...guess you'll have to visit WI, IN, IL, OH, or KY :-P

Worst Grade: Wild Blue (F) - yes, this was a shameful mistake. 

As a closing note, anyone who reads this (whether regularly or a one time deal) please get in touch with me and recommend some of your favorite beers so I can try them out and see what I think. I'm not running this blog because I think that people are going to tune in on a widespread scale to read what I think about beer. I'm doing this because I love trying new beers and figured I would start to try to appreciate what I'm drinking. I am always open to new suggestions; I hope that you all enjoy the blog as much as I do!

Cheers,
Hurls

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Delirium Tremens - Brouwerji Huyghe

I will go ahead and lead off this post that I love love LOVE getting recommendations from people - if you have beer that you enjoy, please give me a heads up by commenting on here, emailing, texting, facebook, etc. However, I am also very wary of things being pumped up too much and not being able to live up to expectations. So, when my best friend Pat F. gave me a heads up to this beer I was very grateful and went out to pick some up. I believe it only comes in this huge liter (I think?) bottle, so be wary. However, when I went to pick some up I asked the guy at the store what he thought of this and he told me that right now (not sure based on what ranking or system) it is considered to be the "Best Beer in the WORLD." Okay, so I am slightly skeptical, but very curious...here goes nothing on seeing if I agree with whomever made that assessment...


Vitals:

Name: Delirium Tremens
Style: Belgian Strong Pale Ale
IBU: ??
ABV: 8.5%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor

Descriptions:

Appearance: So I don't normally comment on the bottles that the beer comes in, but this one is pretty interesting. It has pink elephants and dragons and crap all over it - it looks like whoever designed this was on drugs or something. Anywho...pours a golden yellow with a TON of head on the beer. I had to make 3-4 separate efforts to get the pour because of too much of the bone-white head. The head itself is very light, but had fantastic retention. There are tons of carbonation bubbles rocketing through this brew; the pour had an odd haziness to it, which made me a bit concerned that it might have an infection. Guess we'll find out...

Smell: You get a LOT in the smell of this beer: from fruity to floral, herbal to spiced. You get some cinnamon I think. I think you get some melon and banana, maybe apricot, and some wheat or yeast smell coming through. I suspect the spices to be cinnamon and coriander. I will be perfectly blunt: this smells like a great (and complex) tasting beer, and it was very difficult for me to identify a lot of these smells because there is so much going out. Having said that, all of the smells come together quite nicely.

Taste: You get a little hop bitterness coming through along with banana, coriander, and apricot. It's a pretty spicy beer and you get a quick taste of alcohol on the bite. Yeast and breadiness sort of dominates a little bit too much for me, but it's not a big detractor. You even seem to get a small taste of apple in the beer. I'm not going to lie, this is an extremely great, but complex taste to judge and I'm having a hard time with it. This was definitely my hardest beer I have reviewed to this point in terms of judging what I'm tasting; definitely not 100% confident in my notes on this.

Mouthfeel: Very light (unexpected) and carbonated (expected); great mouthfeel for the most part but leaves you a bit dried out. The best word for this beer is CRISP, and it's quite dangerous because it's so light that it's 8.5% ABV drinks basically like something that's a 5.5% ABV.

Overall Grade: A-

Comments: Great beer despite my judging difficulties...I do hate that you have to commit to a whole liter of the beer instead of individual 12oz bottles...you kinda have to commit to the whole liter in one sitting....wait...that's not a bad thing :-) Definitely try this out if you like a nice strong belgian ale. It's not overwhelmingly hoppy and the taste is just so unique and complex, you really should check it out!

Cheers,
Hurls

Leffe Blonde - Leffe

So, a friend/former-professor brought this to our BBQ we held with the Ag Econ kids a few weeks back. I had one then and he said it's pretty much all he drinks. Of course I had to give it a try (and a review).


Vitals:

Name: Leffe Blonde
Style: Belgian Pale Ale
IBU: ??
ABV: 6.6%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: left at BBQ :-)

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a brilliant gold with about 2.5 fingers of bubbly white head that quickly fizzled out. Light to moderate carbonation is visible to the eye.

Smell: This is a VERY strong smelling beer, which is not necessarily bad (but not good either); it just is what it is. I get bananas and cloves on full blast. You can also detect a certain spiciness behind the cloves, but I can't quite figure out what it is. The spiciness is definitely a Belgian Ale thing (you'll get the same type of thing with a Bedlam! from Ale Asylum). Can't detect any hops here, but you get a certain peppery smell coming through very faintly.

Taste: I'm tasting bananas, cloves, and coriander here - so no real surprises. The beer holds together very well as a complete package, with nearly no bitterness; actually, you mostly get sweetness and then some spiciness at the bite with some alcohol taste coming through. The alcohol taste is usually not a great thing, but it plays well with the spicy bite - it warms you up at the finish. I think ZESTY is a good word for this beer. Solid, but not spectacular, taste.

Mouthfeel: Medium bodied; a bit on the creamy side but with carbonation that prickles your mouth. I wasn't expecting this beer to be so heavy, but it's not really a detractor for me.

Overall Grade: B

Comments: I get the impression that this is a standard run-of-the-mill Belgian Pale Ale, but it's pretty solid. The 6.6% ABV is pretty big and you get a nice taste from this beer. You can most likely get this almost anywhere, so I don't believe this one is limited to Wisconsinites! However, I will say, for my money I would take Bedlam! from Ale Asylum over this to get a bit stronger of a taste/flavor and some hoppiness. Solid effort, though - definitely worth checking out.

Cheers,
Hurls

312 Urban Wheat - Goose Island Brewing Company

So I had my bachelor party in Milwaukee this past weekend - no details will be provided :-) but that has definitely slowed my beer consumption since and posting of previous reviews. Milwaukee is definitely a fun little city and I had 5 of my very best friends with me; had an amazing time.


Vitals:

Name: 312 Urban Wheat
Style: American Pale Wheat Ale
IBU: 20
ABV: 4.2%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor BYO 6-pack

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a bright straw-colored yellow. Slightly hazy with about a finger of bone-white head. Surprisingly good retention/lacing and leaves a thin bubbly cap. A moderate amount of carbonation bubbles are readily visible.

Smell: Lemony, yeasty smell with a grainy maltiness. You also get a bit of the wheat smell. Slightly citrusy/grassy hop undertones are present, but just barely. This is a very pleasant smelling beer; nothing too overpowering - it is just right.

Taste: You get pale malt up front which plays nicely with citrus hops and the lemon flavors. The slight grassiness pairs well with these flavors as well. You really only get the hops as the beer fades off your palate. The hops don't really have a bite to them, but you do get a slight mild bitterness. This is a nice traditional wheat ale, and is a nice change of pace to the banana/coriander/clove hefes that are out there.

Mouthfeel: VERY light bodied with moderate carbonation. This beer is only slightly dry at the finish, which is perfect. This has a very smooth mouthfeel with no detractors. EXTREMELY high drinkability

Overall Grade: B+

Comments: Based on everything but mouthfeel this beer would get a solid B from me. However, it's a great beer in that it has (much more than most I've reviewed) a thirst-quenching drinkability to it with the super-light body. There is a nice balanced quality to this beer, which makes it a very solid choice if you want a light beer that has a pretty solid flavor. Enjoy in the sun!

Cheers,
Hurls

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Robert the Bruce - Three Floyd's Brewing

So, here goes nothing with my first dark beer review - a Scottish Ale. I feel better about the fact that I'm trying this one out because it's brewed by Three Floyd's, which is typically just great all-around in what they brew. Let's see how it goes!


Vitals:

Name: Robert the Bruce
Style: Scottish Ale
IBU: 30
ABV: 7.0%
Gravity: ??
Purchased at: Trixie's Liquor

Descriptions:

Appearance: Pours a deep mahogany color that reveals an almost dark ruby color if you hold it in the light. About half a finger of tan head (I'm surprised there wasn't more than that) which is pretty creamy but doesn't stick around too long.

Smell: Believe it or not the primary smell I get here is of raisins. There is a very sweet note to the aroma, maybe grapes or brown sugar? All of this is held up by a strong roasted malt smell. On second thought, I think what I smell is a hint of figs (maybe not the grapes/brown sugars that I hinted at earlier).

Taste: This beer is GOOD; you get a strong roasted flavor from the outset (it's almost like coffee in the way it tastes roasted). You get a bit of chocolate undertones as well I think. You can definitely note the 7.0% ABV in the aftertaste, just a BIT more than you should, IMHO. You get some leafy hops at the finish, giving it a slight bitterness, and the beer warms you up slightly as it goes down. The most surprising thing with the taste is that the raisin smell didn't manifest itself in the beer very strongly, if at all.

Mouthfeel: THIS is where the beer is a huge win for me. If I'm going to drink a darker beer I want it to be a medium body type like this. There's a tiny bit of chewiness to it, but also a lot of carbonation, which strangely play well off of each other and create a great drinking experience.

Overall Grade: B+

Comments: This is a very good beer, and I've come to expect nothing less from Three Floyd's. The beer is quite deceiving when you get to the mouthfeel after only looking at the beer. The taste is unique and the body invites you to have a few, unlike some other darker beers that leave you feeling like you just ate a 3 course meal involving a very large chunk of red meat. This certainly wins some points for dark beer in my book and could very well expand my horizons (you're welcome, Bhavin). If you can get your hands on this and are a fan of dark beer, definitely pick some up and try it out. If you hate dark beers with a fiery passion, this could possibly sway you a bit, but it's all about keeping an open mind and appreciating the beer for what it is!

Cheers,
Hurls